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Some COVID-19 observations

1. Why do people wear masks while driving?
2. Why do people wear masks while bicycle riding, but not wear helmets?
3. I will not sit in a movie theater for two hours while wearing a mask.
4. If movie theaters require mask wearing, how will they make money on food?
5. So many large retailers have announced bankruptcies, but yet Sears is still in business?
6. I will not be riding the subway for a very long time.
7. I will never understand why people are so adamant about not wearing masks.
8. The only benefit of COVID-19 was the cheap growler fill-up at my favorite bar.
9. The biggest line at Costco appeared to be the bottle deposit machines.
10. Has Corona beer sales rebounded?

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